"Dreams are like stars…you may never touch them, but if you follow them they will lead you to your destiny."
Unknown
"All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them."
Walt Disney
"The most important rule in gambling is that the house always wins."
Always.
A Calculus Carol
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
How tough are both your branches.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
To pass what are my chances?
Derivatives I cannot take,
At integrals my fingers shake.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
How tough are both your branches.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
Your theorems I can’t master.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
My Proofs are a disaster.
You pull a trick out of the air,
Or find a reason, God knows where.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
Your theorems I can’t master.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
My limit I am reaching.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
For mercy I’m beseeching.
My grades do not approach a B,
They’re just an epsilon from D.
Oh, Calculus; Oh, Calculus,
My limit I am reaching.
(Written by: Denis Gannon(1940-1991) sung to the tune of “Oh, Christmas Tree”)
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Dennis de Laat - Sound Of Violence
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Basto - Again and Again
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Tensnake - Around The House
